, "This a few months I wasted several 1,000,000,000 descendants."Beat one tonic(brain platinum)-white waste sperm
Say to her, "I want good MM of shape".Beat one tonic(song beautiful capsule)-hand over Nang!
The procuress nods to admire a waist and leaves the old man.Beat one tonic factory house(admire a medicine six factories)-admire a waist, stay a bawdry
The procuress was called for a while two mms.Beat one tonic(gold partner)
An Africa of, an Europe of.Beat one tonic(black chicken white Feng pill)-the pill "have fun"
Europe of hygienic, very pure.Beat one tonic(vitamin B)
Africa is also pretty beautiful.Beat one tonic(the month Ting is beautiful)
All of them are a card, all of pantses are the signals of brothels.Beat one tonic(eagle card American Ginseng)
The old man took two condoms.Beat one tonic(cover in the cover)
Then press the routine matter.Beat one tonic(Anne's benefit)
The old man finally requests to use.Beat one tonic(the wife takes orally a liquid)
Two mms keep Kua old man severe.Beat one tonic(elder brother Wei)
So what did the professor say with her?The professor after finishing seeing answer book says to her:"Your article was used the form of riddle and written the story of an integrity, the sentence sentence didn't leave to make to smile, the sentence sentence doesn't leave a medical science, the sentence sentence doesn't leave pronographpy, the sentence sentence after doing not leave the modern sign learns to reach agreement to reach the composition that the glossary learns, sentence the sentence is again all riddle, but you finally have no a meaning to profoundly hang to read, unfortunately regrettable."Take charge of jade to smile to say:"Does not the professor want to know who this old man is?"
The professor asks:"BE who?"
"This person, he Xun words you are old'smile a field', he wants to me'small debt', to the student'overbearing', to the finance of school he always says'sell a debt and sell a debt'.Teaching you is an intelligent person, you don't hope that he blames down."
The professor listens to immediately suddenly big Wu behind!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1467 love letter for 100 centses
Dear xxx:
I to you 1 see fall in love, in no way 2 hearts, want to look after you 3 living 3 a life times, because I secretly ascend you of website 4 times, your that 5 officers who is charmings, always let I 6 absolute beings are ownerless, a heart 7 ascend 8 times, 99 can not quell, if my full marks is 10 centses, you are definitely not only 11 cents, at least should also have 12 cent, can only cherish me to dislike 13 this numbers, otherwise you definitely have 14 cent, if again plus you of cleverness that again not only 15 cent, 16 divide you to definitely still dislike little, so I gave you 17 cent.
I this year is 18 years old, in a few more days 19 years old, is also that I be still under 20 years old, this year probably 21 Bais,beats by dr dre pro, so the school fees that must hand over 220,000, in fact my intelligence quotient is sweet of 23 times, be just, I am all sleeping for 24 hours.
I guess that you are under this year 25 years old, 26 I also doesn't matter, 27 heels I still keep going together with very much, 28 also however is just 10 years older than me, 29 women it is said that is the most beautiful, 30 I will consider Bai, 31 I should have no so Shuai, 32 I will start nausea, 33 I rather a person of I sleeps, 34 you dare to snare me, my Niang also just 35 years old, but I still keep wanting to send you 36 roses, but touch pocket I remain 37 pieces of, bank account also remain 38 dollars, because break up by 39 days with girl friend, the cellular phone must beat CNY 40 every day.
Forever remember 41 days ago, write down 42 asseverations that love her, also have 43 kinds I think forever, but the tears that change to 44 CC genuine feeling, plus to toss around for 45 nights difficult sleep, frankly speaking me to beat 46 to discard speech, in fact you should see since 47, but you saw the 48th, writes 49 again feel very strange, that admire arrive 50, gather together an integral!
The 51th I want to say a voice, I miss you, the 52th I want to say a voice, I love you, but the 53th I temporarily return have never thought, so directly jump 54, arrive at 55, I think of at this time 56 cent front of you, don't know that you have to think of after 57 minutes of I?
I thought here are again 59 for 58 minutes, I altogether find out 60 kinds of minds that miss you, 61 reasons that love you, 62 sweet prattles that suit me fine a pair, also have 63 movies romance of meet by chance, although I also find out you 64 small weakness, luckily I also find out you 65 advantages is particularly you of waist only have 66 cm, this will make me addict for 67 years, with it I love you to say 68 times, also not equal to I love you to write full 69 pageses, anyway we still have 70 years, this work trouble allows me to drag along one 71 months, you of the love is 72 definitely not only, because I am that 73th,I want certainly and descend you for 74 years, anyway I will pay the salary is 75 dollars, even if want to make track for you to make track for for 76 months, as long as you can accompany me over 77 Valentine's Days, the flower drops me 780,000 I also willingly.
Finish seeing 79 sincere talks that I write down, I guess 80% you will would like to be my girl friend, because you discovered my 81 charming placeses and also had 82 you can not the turn me down lead long your hand, even if you have lending of 83 elusionses, I will also have 84 kinds of reasons that stay you, good my pay raise add 85, bother you to accompany me to arrive 86 years old, even if your crease is one-time 87 times, I love you or wish to say 88 times to you.
We have already missed Year 89 of the Republic of China, 90 years also could not remain for several days, 91 years you is still not bashful don't let I at you nearby, tell me to you to you that is 92 constantly continue to long for, I take off not the pole-star out of the next 930,000 light year, but I wish to buy 94 pepperystomach-ache cats that you love and accompanied you to see 95 times of meteor showers, probably I can not live 96 years old, can not accompany you for 97 years, but same of a matter I will do 98 times, in your birthday that day send 99 purple roses, do your heart in of, I think that you will like!Or is this 100 centses of the.
Concern your good friend:xxx
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1468 mentally ill joke complete works
1)
Have a patient to seek a psychiatrist.
Patient:I have been feeling that I am a bird.
Doctor:oh.That is very serious.From when start.
Patient:am still a small bird from I of time .
(2)
A doctor of funny farm asks a sufferer: if I mow one of your ear.Your meeting how?
That sufferer's answer:that I will be out of hearing.
The doctor listenned to: H'm H'm.It is very normal.
The doctor asks a way again: that if I then mow your another ear also.Your meeting how?
That sufferer's answer:that I will not see.
The doctor started strain.How can could not see.?
Sufferer's answer:because the glasses will drop down.
(3)
There are two nerve patients.From break out of in the hospital come.
2 people run run.Climb to a treetop.
One among the persons is since the treetop jumped down.
Roll roll.
However the Hou raise head the person to the top to say: feed-you how still don't come down-?
Top of person's answer he:not-go--
I didn't°yet be familiar-
(4)
The funny farm contains an old woman.
Wear the clothes in Zhao black every day.Take the umbrella in Zhao black.
Squat down in the funny farm doorway.
The doctor thinks: want to cure her.Must from understand her beginning.
The Wu is that doctor to also wear black clothes.Take the umbrella in Zhao black.Squat down over there together with her.
2 people don't talk squating down of language not to is a month.
That old woman eventually the Wu openings and doctor talked:
Excuse me, -
You-is also mushroom-?
(5)
The some mental hospital hears the leadership wants to a hospital to inspect a circumstance, hence, the director calls the patient of to hold a meeting on meeting, director
Preaching:"This afternoon, there is a very important leadership wanting to visit, all people all are going to the doorway welcome.While welcoming, all patients stand on the front door both sides in hospital, stand
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